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Don’t Be A Hippo-Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Tee

Don’t Be A Hippo-Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Tee

Regular price $29.97 USD
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Ever get the urge to roll your eyes so hard they could actually power your phone? 🙄 We’ve all met a “Hippo-Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous” (or two) in our day—and now, you can call them out without ever opening your mouth.

Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you don’t have to).

Ready to make an entrance? This funny shirt for women is here to put your quick wit and zero tolerance for nonsense front and center. It’s not just something you wear; it’s an attitude. Slip it on and feel instantly empowered to take on grocery store run-ins, school pickups, or Zoom meetings with a sassy smirk (and unmatched comfort).

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Imagine it: You, this tee, your favorite denim, a messy bun, and zero patience for nonsense. Wear it to girls’ night, to amuse your coworkers on those wine-and-whine Zoom calls, or gift it to your sister who always claims she’s “the nice one.” Whether it’s self-care for your sense of humor or a cheeky present, this funny shirt brings the attitude—so you don’t have to.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!

Return and Refund Policy

Return and Refund Policy

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at shoplizroma@lizroma.com

If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at shoplizroma@lizroma.com.


Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.


Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.


Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.


European Union 14 day cooling off period
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.


Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at shoplizroma@lizroma.com.

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