Peachy Sunday

Nope Still Not Having Kids Tee

Nope Still Not Having Kids Tee

Regular price $29.97 USD
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Tired of dodging the endless “So… when are you having kids?” question? 🙄 Same. But instead of explaining yourself for the hundredth time, let your shirt drop the punchline: you’re not having kids—your dog is allergic. 🐾

The Not Having Kids, My Dog Is Allergic Tee is soft, snarky, and unapologetically honest. Perfect for proud dog parents who’ve traded diapers for chew toys and wouldn’t have it any other way. Whether you’re running errands, hitting the dog park, or just shutting down nosy questions at family gatherings, this shirt is your new secret weapon.

Comfy, clever, and guaranteed to get a laugh—because the only “kids” you need are the ones with four paws and muddy paws.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Soft Ring-Spun Cotton – Feels like your coziest Sunday, and only gets softer after every wash

Peachy Sunday Exclusive – Designed for ultimate sass, seen nowhere else

🧵 True to Size Fit – Flatters your figure and never clings where it shouldn’t

🌱 Ethically Made – Crafted with care, so you can feel just as good as you look

🎨 Direct-To-Garment (DTG) Print – Sharp, fade-resistant design that stays bold wash after wash

Ready to make your stance crystal clear? Add this funny tee to your cart now—because your wardrobe deserves a splash of sass and a whole lot of comfort!

Return and Refund Policy

Return and Refund Policy

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at shoplizroma@lizroma.com

If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at shoplizroma@lizroma.com.


Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.


Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.


Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.


European Union 14 day cooling off period
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.


Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at shoplizroma@lizroma.com.

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