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Unfortunately I Am Not In The Tax Bracket Hat Custom Embroidered In USA

Unfortunately I Am Not In The Tax Bracket Hat Custom Embroidered In USA

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Unfortunately I Am Not in the Tax Bracket That Can Go to Coachella” Black Cap Captain embroidered Made in USA

🎶 Cue the sad festival music 🎶 Wish you were sipping overpriced lemonade at Coachella, but your bank account says, “Maybe next year”? We feel you. This black cap is for all the dreamers who are still manifesting that VIP pass—while keeping it real about their tax bracket.

Product Details:

  Material: 100% cotton, because your broke-but-fabulous vibes deserve comfort.

  Fit: Adjustable strap to fit your head, even if your wallet can’t fit the Coachella budget.

  Text: Embroidered in bold white with the cold, hard truth: “Unfortunately I Am Not in the Tax Bracket That Can Go to Coachella.”

  Style: Perfect for festivals you can afford, like your local park’s free music night, or just vibing at home with a Coachella livestream.

Wear this cap and let the world know you’re saving up for the flower crowns, not the tax returns. Pair it with your best thrift-store boho fit and dream big—because one day, you’ll be front-row at Coachella (or at least close enough to hear the bass). Until then, this hat’s got your back—and your budget.

Shipping: Faster than you’ll make it to the Coachella lineup, but no promises on getting you backstage. Add to cart and wear your truth proudly! 🧢

Return and Refund Policy

Return and Refund Policy

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at shoplizroma@lizroma.com

If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at shoplizroma@lizroma.com.


Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.


Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.


Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.


European Union 14 day cooling off period
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.


Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at shoplizroma@lizroma.com.

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